I find it funny how my boyfriend has a Tumblr that he uses to stalk me 😂

Love you Josh 😘

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.
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This.
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stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

Anonymous asked:
How old are you

13 👌

gifini:

This is a pairing fail between two giraffes in the zoo. 
landture:

Like A Dream by DaveBrightwell
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itsmartinski:

I’m sorry but no one from Catfish can beat this guy